suricattus:

bakasara:

this one of the reasons why most of the con-generated (and twitter-generated) wank is unjustified

Pure sass - and that grin - wrapped around a core of solid truth.  Ladies and gents of all gender identifications, our Overlord.

(Source: yuko9895, via churro-o-o)

officialswagmom:

hes reading the biology book upside down 

(Source: slimegovi, via fake-mermaid)

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

(via realityneedsunicorns)

ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

(via crystallized-teardrops)

dreamerofderse:

dreamerofderse:

I’m about to play cards against humanity with my mom and family there’s no way this can go wrong

I’m grounded

(via churro-o-o)

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